but I don't have a cell phone...

from Rob Brezsny's Free Will Astrology:
"GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Happy Valentine's Day, Gemini!
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love how you never
bear a grudge against the mountains that are in your way, but
rather just set to work getting around them. I adore the way you
catalyze interesting chemical reactions everywhere you go. I am
delighted by how you bravely follow the leaps of your
effervescent intelligence -- even when it means you treat life as
if it had a fast-forward button. Last but not least, Gemini, I am
quite fond of how you can yack on your cell phone and ride your
bike and snack on corn chips all at the same time."