from the Onion:

Top Self-Help Books:
1. Learning to Self-Absorb
2. I Can Shut Up, I Will Shut Up
3. People Are From Different Planets
4. Breaking the Self-Help Book Habit!
5. It's OK, It's Not Like People Care What You Do
6. The Bridge Less Jumped Off
7. Breaking Up Is Not That Hard To Do, You Fucking Pussy