getting paid to order room service?

it's becoming more and more apparent that I do not have The Right Job.
I took home someone else's copy of the Weekend section of the Wall Street Journal, and goddamn it, there's an article about room service.
Two reporters visited 28 hotels in at least six cities (Las Vegas, San Francisco, Seattle, D.C., LA, and Miami), stayed a night, and ordered room service.
I was gnashing my teeth on the bus by the time I'd finished reading it.
I mean, what's up with that? clearly I have not followed the right path.