and I though no one wrote lyrics anymore

for your brooding pleasure:

le Tigre
from Feminist Sweepstakes
"much finer"

do you wanna stay in bed all day
-yeah!
do you remember feeling any other way
-no!
do you wanna stay in bed all day
-yeah!
do you remember feeling any other way
-no!

and, from The Magnetic Fields
69 Love Songs, Vol. 1
"cactus where your heart should be"

the cactus where your heart should be
has lovely little flowers
so though it's always pricking me
my ardor never sours