this is not a war blog

but since morons apparently are still waging a war on masturbation, I'm officially leaving the "think globally, masturbate locally" button on my site, as a small act of war.
(hey, whoever put up this stupid site proposes to "control all paraphernalia." they also seem very proud that a whole 5 per cent of the population does NOT masturbate. so are they cutting the hands off of 95 per cent of the population, or what? because I'm not sure taking away the toys is really going to be effective. definitely less fun, though.
but then, these folks also propose selling only sliced cucumbers, carrots and sausages. I don't even know why I'm bothering- clearly they're wacko. what about zucchini? duh.)
(I'm so sheltered here in my urban, LGBT community that I have trouble believing that people like this truly exist- but then I pinch myself. Just remember, if Fred Phelps is real, anything is possible.)
via curious frog

note: I can't actually bring myself to link to Phelps' site (godhatesfags.com). instead, as an antidote, let me highly recommend GodHatesFigs.com, brought to you by Charles Anders.