common sense, of course

Mr. Mahoney comes through with the answer:

The true explanation of women is deceptively simple and boils down to basic algebra:
G=((478.1 x z)/p)_
…where z represents the obvious and 478.1 the median element in the standard female equivalency continuum popularized through gender-exploratory mathematics curriculums in accordance with pi’s New Parallelism and the biological determination of opposites. The factor of 2 is ordinary common sense.

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