this is too hilarious.

the Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Broom. It vibrates.
Reviewers say:
"My only problem I see with the toy is the batteries drain too fast and his sister fights him over it, so now I need to buy her one."
"Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick!"
"The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed." (spoilsport.)
"Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too!"
well, of course she does!
via Neille.
thanks, Neille, I nearly fell on the floor laughing. I needed that today.