heart attack city

I was just sitting here in my kitchen, reading, when suddenly my smoke alarm beeped, twice. after 10 seconds it did it again. I went into panic mode. where's your passport? was the first thing that sprung to mind. I coudn't smell smoke, in my hallway or my apartment, and so I climbed onto a chair and took it down. there was a big, fanged spider running around in there. (with apparently very strong little legs.)
well, at least now I know it works in case of spider attacks...