"Quiet down! This is a library and people are trying to read the backs of the videos!"

Librarian Avengers.com
-don't miss "why you should fall to your knees and worship a librarian," and Stupid Research Tricks, where I found the true story of the Nauga, the critters that naugahyde couches are made from; and a good story about people looking for "The Source" (sounds like Buffy the Vampire Slayer).
via Booboolina

If librarian stories don't interest you, you may read here about "tounge of frog."