do you believe in fairies?

It's almost as good as Mad Magazine, but without the illustrations:

Governor abandons groping inquiry

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, who promised after his election to seek an independent investigation into allegations that he groped or harassed women during his acting career, has changed his mind, an aide to the governor said Monday.

"After consulting with legal counsel and advisors, the governor has concluded that given the political nature of the allegations, an investigation would only provide more fodder for his political opponents,'' said Schwarzenegger spokesman Rob Stutzman.


and in an another story, a heartbreaking quote:

"How can they ignore the law and everything?'' asked Willie Porter, 32, whose mother and four other relatives were among those killed when a faulty heater sparked a fire in apartments where the Housing Authority had failed to install smoke detectors.