'Ann Coulter may be a travesty of humanity, as unacceptable a hunk of flesh draped on a hanger ever to be foisted upon an ignorant populace hungry for more ignorance. Her racism, her character slurs, her whirlwind talent for rewriting history, her ability to leave a glossy coat of slime on any issue she discusses (when she licks a stamp, it curls up and dies), these are condemnable. But credit where credit is due. The skank can shift ass on a dime.'

-- 'Vanity Fair' writer James Wolcott after Ann Coulter successfully dodged two pies thrown at her during a speaking engagement."